I Have No Life!!!

If that got anyone's attention, good for you!!!

Someone I know from school found me on MySpace. God help me! (Sarcasm...to some extent...)

No one seems to like my BONZ stuff. I wonder how many people will like it when and if I become famous off of it. That's why most famous people don't reply to your e-mails: you never paid attention to them before they got famous, so why should they give a flying pig?

I guess I should be happy for all the fans I do have, like that one fan of Aftermath I have probably greatly disappointed by now, but then again I was the last person to update ANYTHING on Phantom Fiction, so I guess no one really cared after all.

BONZ will pwn joo all someday!!!

In other news, that dang "self-portrait" on my MySpace just WON'T GO AWAY!!!!!! I even deleted it off my freakin' hard drive for crying out loud!!!

Well, that's it for my Jhonen-inspired rant. Who wants cake?

Would Any of You Like Some Clam Chowder? ...Yes, Corny Joke...

Unlike most people, the shows I watch can sometimes be influenced by a person who is on it.

Let me explain.

The reason I started watching Danny Phantom was because Butch Hartman made it, and I liked FOP.

The reason I started watching The Buzz on Maggie (though I don't see it much often anymore) is because David Kaufman was in it, and he played Danny on DP.

So, I figured that a show created by a guy who worked on SpongeBob and Billy and Mandy would be another one to add to my list of shows to watch.

And I was right.

C.H. Greenblatt's Chowder (for some odd reason, that doesn't sound right...) just aired last night, and I liked it. ^^ Being used to randomness in just about every form imaginable, you can only imagine how interested I was when I watched it. It could very well be the next Billy and Mandy for me (and what I mean by that is: watch reruns all the time and it won't seem to get old to me).

It was the kind of randomness that only very few people could cause. This would explain why Dana Snyder is on the cast (it surprised me, too).

I see another pairing that may or may not become part of my already extensive list. If you have to guess, you obviously didn't see the show.

That's a catchy song, though. "I'm not your boyfriend...I'm not your boyfriend...I'm not your boyfriend..."

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Still, the thought of Dana Snyder being on the cast of a show like this gives me the creeps...

I Wish This Site Had This Font

Yesterday at school I found a font on the computers that made me very happy. It looked like bold calligraphy with diamond designs in some of the letters.

The name of the font...

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was Kefka!

I'm serious!

The first thing I did when I saw that (I swear this is true) was look to see if there was a font called Sephiroth, and there was none!

Score one for the Kefka fans!

The Difference Between Allusions and "Thieving"

Today was one of the best days of my life.

Why?

A.) I found out that a lot of my classmates think I'm an awesome artist.

B.) One of my friends sang a song he wrote over summer.

C.) Nothing negative happened.

D.) I got to help with the Seniors' Homecoming float.

E.) I found this blog:

http://familyguysteals.blogspot.com/

This truly is the best day of my life.

Seriously, what the heck is wrong with people these days? "That is too cliche! That joke was used three years ago by some comedian, not that anyone remembers him or her saying it. That happened in such-and-such movie."

But the best one, which happens to be on this site:

Death on Family Guy looks like Death on South Park.

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If only you could see how hard I'm laughing right now.

I mean, COME ON!!! A skeleton in a robe with a scythe......................portraying DEATH?!

Why don't you just complain to this guy? http://hurtermonkey.blogspot.com/

I swear he made a career off of "ripping off that character from South Park".

Listen and listen carefully, 'cause if you believe Family Guy really is stealing jokes instead of making allusions to them, AND they're the only ones that do this, you probably won't pick this up right away with your tiny little brain: it's called an allusion!

(Imitating the guy with the Family Guy Steals blog) Duh...Ain't an allusion what a magician does?

No! An allusion is where you make reference to something. It's common on EVERY FRICKIN' SHOW ON EARTH! Billy and Mandy does it, Danny Phantom does it, Kim Possible does it ('cause clearly a creature living in a swampy camp was highly original), SOUTH PARK does it, and so does Family Guy.

Seriously, though...you need a brain transplant if you really thought the South Park version of Death was the original. Or a life.

Now, you think I'm being an idiot? An imbecile? Am I really taking this too far? Well, prove me wrong.

Yeah. You heard me.

I CHALLANGE YOU to prove me wrong if you disagree with me! Make your own show, don't have any cliches or "stolen ideas", and let's see how long your show lasts.

It probably won't even air. After all, you probably wouldn't be able to come up with one in the first place.

S & P Spoiler Alert

Okay, about the next two Scott & Penelope's, I'm going to try and post them on fanfiction.net real soon. There's a link to my fanfiction.net page on this page. (HINT: See where it says "My Fanfictions"?)

Here are a few spoilers so you can get ready for them.

S & P VII: Scott and Penelope steal Grim's scythe when Billy and Mandy go out. I honestly don't want to give much away on this one in particular. I will say this, though: Irwin's back! Now, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you.

S & P VIII: The supposed "season finale" if you will of S & P. If I do come up with more in the future, I will write more, but for now this is it. Over. Done. Ka-plooey. Of course, that doesn't mean anything. You all remember KP, don't ya?

I will share some things with you to help you get ready for it, but I won't give away TOO much information, 'cause I want most of it to be a surprise.

The fanfic is a crossover between Billy and Mandy, Final Fantasy VI (and VII, 'cause Sephiroth's in it), and Mind Control with Derren Brown. I wasn't originally going to go with FF VI (and VII) as part of it, but I needed a plot, so there ya go.

Basically all you need to know at this point is that the family befriends Derren Brown and a now dead Kefka wants to rule the world again blah blah blah.

So there ya have it. I'll try to get to them as soon as possible.

Maxwell Atoms owns Billy and Mandy, Final Fantasy VI and VII are owned by Square Enix, blah blah blah freakin' blah.

Flies Flies Everywhere...

...And not a moment of sanity to have.

Seriously though, if there's anything that would ever drive me to the brink of insanity, it would be the five or six flies attacking my head when I'm trying to sleep.

School's been doing okay... so far. And there are relatively no flies there, so that's good.

Hopefully I'll be able to keep my honor roll status intact. If not, well... that's life.

*swats away fly* Seriously, these things are getting annoying. I guess that's one of the many drawbacks of living on a farm, huh?

Where Did the Summer Go?

School starts tomorrow for me.

I miss Summer already and it's technically not even over yet for me...

Phantom Planet and Son of the Mask

To me, series finales mark a milestone in the history of a show. It doesn't necessarily mean the end (just look at KP), but it's the planned end.

What a series finale is supposed to do is to make you feel content with the possibility that the show will never continue again. It tends to lead to many fanfiction opportunities and opinions about what happens next.

Depending on the content and impact of the finale, you will feel content either much sooner, later, or maybe even not at all. Only once in a great while does a series finale actually make someone feel content right away.

Phantom Planet is one of those series finales.

I don't know if this is the true end of one of my favorite cartoon series of all time, but I do know this: if it's really done, I won't be disappointed. In fact, after Phantom Planet, I don't know how Butch would be able to top it!

Let's spoil some stuff, shall we?

Tucker Foley becoming the newest and youngest mayor of Amity Park reminded me of Jordan from OBAN Star Racers becoming Avatar. You never saw it coming, it changes your perspective on the character, and what a crap-load of responsibility for people that young!

Vlad Plasmius is possibly, probably, and presumed dead. Of course, the world (in the DP universe, at least) probably doesn't care, and must be very glad for it. I, for one, think it kind of sucks, since Vlad was one of my favorite cartoon villains. Why wouldn't he be?

1. He's from Wisconsin

2. He has a goatee

3. He's played by Martin Mull

What doesn't rock about Vlad Plasmius?

Nonetheless, the guy was rammed into by an anti-ghost asteroid that was capable of destroying the planet, so he's probably dead, and my Danny Phantom fanfictions have now officially become A/U.

Danny and Sam are now together (FINALLY!!!). It's about frickin' time.

Jack and Maddie have now seen Danny and Vlad's true colors, which we all knew was going to happen ever since Vlad said that if Danny exposes Vlad, Vlad will expose Danny.

The one thing that I really didn't like about Phantom Planet: the scientists.

No offense to the guys that played them, but can you say "completely horrible acting"?

Seriously, the world is going to be destroyed, and their voices barely matched their expressions. They sounded more monotonous and nonchalant than Mandy.

Nonetheless, this was probably the most awesome series finale ever. Definitely the most awesome I've ever seen, and it clearly was everything the Teen Titans series finale was not: good.

Now, for the Son of the Mask.

I was able to let an hour of Grey DeLisle sink into my brain. Why not Richard as well?

Yes! He's in it! He's the dog. Seriously, you couldn't tell?

Seriously, though... even though I only saw the last hour or so (I'm planning on actually watching the whole thing when it's on today), from what I saw of it... Richard was the best actor on there.

...With the possible exception of Bob Hoskins, but hey... it's Bob Hoskins.

The Wikipedia for "F***tards"

It seems like I find out about so many Wikia sites everyday up to this point. Just recently, I've seen one on Final Fantasy and another on Anthro characters.

Today I found another: Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Or as I like to call it: so stupid and mean, it's funny. Much like X-Play, but with swearing.

F***tard seems to be a common phrase on there. That's why I have that in the title. Another is the "word" lulz.

If you're sensitive about the stuff you like, you probably shouldn't think about going there. I, on the other hand, find it funny 'cause they're just making themselves sound like know-it-all d-bags.

Here are some examples of their... "general knowledge".

- Atomic Betty can kick Danny Phantom's "butt" (<-- paraphrasing).
- The Grim Adventures of Retard and Emo Girl.
- Danny Phantom is unoriginal.
- Mindy (B&M) is (and I'm paraphrasing again) an ugly whore.

Okay, so I sorta agree with the last one, but that's what makes that one funnier. ^-^

So here's my OWN article of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of whiny Wikipedia rejects in need of a life. Trust me. I know when someone needs a life (who better to know than someone who already doesn't have one?). The site is full of more controversy than a non-family-oriented Eminem song.

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Let me rephrase that last part: the site is full of more controversy than a non-HAILIE-oriented Eminem song.

Curse You, G4!

I was very disappointed with G4. As much as I love the channel (I am a nerd, after all), they did not do what they said they were going to do.

They always say "We talk about all the stuff you care about" and recently they said "We'll give you exclusive coverage of everything at Comic-Con".

So I watched.

And waited.

And I asked myself:

"Where in the fuzzy cupcakes of crud is the Billy and Mandy fricken panel?"

Exclusive coverage of everything at Comic-Con my a-double-s.

However, I do have to say that, though I was disappointed, I was still entertained. And I guess the fact that they had Adam de la Pena and an artist from Futurama on there was pretty cool. But I'm still very disappointed.

Shame on you, G4. Shame, shame, shame.