Inauguration Day

As most of you should know, today is President-Elect Obama's inauguration day. Today is truly a historical day, indeed.

Though I'll admit, I did not vote for Obama, I still think he will make a great president, and I respect him, as well as the impact he has made as he becomes the 44th President of the United States and the first black president as well.

Congratulations, Obama! *confetti falls*

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And please... fix the economy. We beg of you.

Now that that's out of the way, in eight years (if he's still alive then), we should vote for Nader and see what happens. Would hell freeze over? Who knows?

Satirical By Nature

I like to think of it as a way of life, really.

I wish to use this post as a way for you to see that I'm not just a lazy bum who does nothing all day. I'll use this to summarize all the major comics I draw/sprite. Since no one ever reads my blog, this may seem like a waste of time. Ah well.

This will be updated if I create a new comic.

**WEBCOMICS**

(These can be found on my SmackJeeves page)

- SONIC & TAILS: ARMAGEDDON. Sonic and Tails find themselves on a brand new adventure when Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik finally creates his "perfect robot army". Classifications: Sprite Comic, Adventure, Humor.

- FAWFUL'S UNSPEAKABLE FURY. Cackletta takes Fawful's voice away from him, and he must team up with Popple in order to get it back. Thus, hilarity ensues. Classifications: Sprite Comic, Humor.

**DRAWN COMICS**

(These comics you have never, ever seen before, and most likely never will. One comic, however, I have mentioned on DeviantART before)

- CYBERTECH, INC. Two twin brothers deal with the same job, the same boss, and each others' life, ultimately hoping to find inner peace among cubical workers. This, by the way, was the one I mentioned on DeviantART, in case you were wondering... but you probably weren't. Classifications: Humor, Satire.

- MAKE THE VOICES STOP! A satirical pop culture fancomic involving B-List actors most people have never heard of, but if you're reading this, YOU probably have. The main character list includes Richard Horvitz, Seth MacFarlane, Grey DeLisle, and Maxwell Atoms, among others, but the comic is not meant to actually humiliate these amazing VOs and animators, but rather humiliate anyone that takes their work seriously to the point of actually believing that Billy and Mandy are real people or thinking a VO is like the character they talk for (ie: Richard plays Billy, so he must be stupid). Classifications: Humor, Satire.

- GEEKS & GOTHS. This used to be called "Geeks & Goths: Perfect Couples?", but the title was... quite gay, so I shortened it. Despite the title, the comic mostly revolves around the geeks, but the goths do cameo, since they're trying to look for them. Notable pairings: Danny/Sam, BB/Rae, and McGee/Abby (NCIS). Oh, and did I forget to mention that somehow, some way Kefka Palazzo ends up in the mix? Oh, this ought to be epic.... Classifications: Humor, Satire.

As mentioned before, this will be updated if I make anymore comics of any kind, even if you've never seen it. Hopefully someday you'll be able to see my drawn "masterpieces" (not really), but that might not happen, so don't get your hopes up.

Loss of Wisdom (Teeth) and Crappy Computer

For those of you nosy people who were wondering what I've been doing the past week, I have had my wisdom teeth taken out. Yes, I am swollen up like a balloon.

Also, I must warn you of a piece of crap that ended up messing up my computer to no end: Antivirus 2008. I personally think it's a virus itself, because it WON'T GO AWAY!!!!!!! You have no idea how many times I've deleted it, uninstalled it, etc. and it always comes back! And everytime I try to go to a "virus hotspot" (like my e-mail, for example), it keeps coming up "Insecure" blah blah blah, which means "We won't let you into the site because there could be viruses". Then they give you a choice: register the program, which costs 50 dollars, or go into the site unprotected, which they won't let you do anyway so WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT CHOICE ON THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Please... help me....

Awesome Webcomics

Since, for some odd reason, it won't let me post anymore links on the right-hand side, I can't put the links to my favorite webcomics there. Therefore, I'll post them here. This will PROBABLY be the most edited post on the page, since I come across awesome webcomics everyday.

So, let's get started, shall we? (I hope these links work)

-X-

http://tanatosonline.net/ - It's a shame this has been on hiatus for over a year, now. This is possibly the most gory, creepy, freaky, messed-up thing I have ever seen. Awesome! Plus, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be satirical (in terms of the whole "Christians vs. Athiests" thing), but if it is, well done! And this is coming from a Christian.

http://2kinds.com/ - What happens when one of the biggest bad boys in the biz gets amnesia and falls for one of his supposed enemies? And what the crap is that red-haired guy's name? Will we EVER know?!?!?! A must read for anthro fanatics.

http://thelounge.comicgenesis.com/ - This sexy, cute, and "purrific" comic is about a girl named Italy who inherits her father's business: a shop that sells comics, anime, manga, videogames, coffee, etc. What more could a teenager want? Porn? Oh, yeah. They got that too. Out of fairness, I probably should also say that it involves lesbians. It also has a fellow glasses-wearing nerd who at least one point is mockingly called "Harry Potter". (salutes) I know how you feel man. Respect, man. Respect.

http://ff6comic.comicgenesis.com/ - A comic based on the best Final Fantasy evah!!!! :D And don't give me any of that "7" crap. If you really think 7 is better, let me say a few things about 7 just to piss you off: the badguy's a mama's boy, the monk is a hentai-magnet, and the only thing that makes it "better" is the graphics. Don't lie, you know it's true.

http://shyguycomic.smackjeeves.com/ - A comic about Shy Guys. Only a hater would hate this comic. ...Well? Are you a hater? WARNING: 'Tis a sprite comic.

http://topdogz.smackjeeves.com/ - This comic follows the misadventures of a dog named Russel. Basically, it's an anthro comic without all the anime suffocating it. Trust me, it is MUCH more awesome than I make it sound!

http://moonwatcher.smackjeeves.com/ - English may not be the author's strong suit, but don't make that the reason why you don't read this! ...I wonder if the spelling of "coock" was implied....

http://aomal.smackjeeves.com/ - Luigi has lost his brain, and Mario has gone insane! In the membrane! Word! ...Don't let my crappy wangsta rappin' keep you from reading this comic. WARNING: 'Tis a sprite comic.

http://aftersubtract.smackjeeves.com/ - The four coolest villains in all of videogames (besides Kefka, of course) team up for another attempt to take over the world. A must read if you like Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, The Legend of Zelda, or Kirby. WARNING: 'Tis a sprite comic.

http://fui.smackjeeves.com/ - Have you ever been charged with flying under the influence? Dariel has, and he got kicked out of Heaven for it. This comic follows the adventures of a fallen angel who just wants some booze.

http://casf.smackjeeves.com/ - This comic follows the campus adventures of Sam and Flarry, hence the title. Two colleges are at the brink of "war", and it's up to these two to stop it! ...They are so screwed....

http://squareheaded.smackjeeves.com/ - The best darn Final Fantasy 6 parody sprite comic in the world... because it's most likely the only one. WARNING: 'Tis a sprite comic.

http://ravekitty.comicgenesis.com/ - Double J and J. Mac-K. are back with a vengeance! From the totally purrific minds that brought you The Lounge, it's a one-of-a-kind... spin-off. Hey, at least it's in color. Here's to hoping the color pink doesn't make you blind....

http://grim.snafu-comics.com/index.php - Grim Tales from Down Below is the fancomic that needs no introduction. ...Wait, would that count as an introduction? Anyways, this fancomic was created by the controversial Bleedman, and it's about the lives (and ironically so) of the offspring of Grim and Mandy. Though I'm more of a BxM man myself, there's no complaints here. (stares at older Mandy and drools...)

http://sugar.snafu-comics.com/index.php - After reading Sugar Bits, I can't help but think "Okay, what the heck is going on?" Nonetheless, it's awesome, interesting, and created by Bleedman, so what more can you ask for? Porn? ...See The Lounge, then.

N00b Sonic Fans Make Me Laugh...

...'cause they're so frickin' stupid.

Hey, it's n5d25d90 here, with a new rant. A rant that I hope you Sonic fans will find mildy interesting. And if not, oh well.

Okay, first thing's first: if you are a Sonic fan and you were born after 1996, you don't know crap about Sonic. Quit acting like you know everything about it and maybe - just maybe - we'll let you on the Sonic bandwagon.

Oh, and for your convenience, here's how you know you were born before 1996:

- You don't give a crap about chao (except Cheese, 'cause he rocks).
- You know Tails is a guy, but sometimes you like to think he's a girl 'cause - let's face it - he got booty.
- You refer to Dr. Eggman as Dr. Robotnik, and you miss his "walrus teeth" outfit (complete with a cape that you almost never really see).
- You remember Sonic before he became "anorexic".
- You remember when Knuckles didn't have to punch a wall to break it down - he just walks through it.
- You remember Debug Mode (good times... good times...).
- You appreciate the music of the best band to ever contribute to Sonic the Hedgehog, Dreams Come True.
- You appreciate the remixes of the music contributed by Dreams Come True in Sonic Advance.
- You actually recall the music contributed by Dreams Come True that were remixed in Sonic Advance.
- Amy was younger and (probably) less of a slut.
- Mecha Sonic pwned.
- Egg Robo pwned.
- The Death Egg was the best Star Wars rip-off ever in your eyes.
- Super Sonic was the best DBZ rip-off ever in your eyes.
- You remember Urkel playing Sonic in three different TV spin-offs.
- You remember when it was only Sonic and Robotnik (and you also remember when there were only six chaos emeralds).
- You remember when special stages were actually easier than the game.
- You remember when Sonic almost kicked Mario's butt in terms of most-loved game mascot.
- Knux always got the hard parts of levels...
- Either Sonic 2 or 3/Knuckles is your favorite Sonic game of all time.
- Knux getting electrocuted in Hidden Palace Zone was the most "shocking" plot development you've ever seen in any Sonic game.
- The Wrecking Ball Pendelum thing will forever be sketched into your mind, along with everything else from Green Hill Zone.
- No one made you laugh harder than Scratch and Grounder. Admit it!

Now for the n00bs that hate Sally for no good reason: this next part is for you.

First of all, Sally may not have been made by Sonic Team, but... heh heh... neither was Amy. Therefore, don't use this as an excuse.

Second, we all know why you really hate Sally. It's not because she's "nude". It's because you want Amy to have Sonic. Here's how I know this:

1. I don't know if you've ever noticed this before... but Sonic's nude too.
2. Tails is nude too.
3. Knuckles is nude too.
4. Cheese technically is nude too, but the bow-tie is too distracting for you to notice anyway. Plus, he looks like a blue Fawful, and that's also very distracting.
5. All the aforementioned are males and... let's face it... they have waaaaaaay more to hide than the girls do. But then again, most of you Sally-haters are girls who probably have never seen one of those things anyway and you're not really sure they exist.
6. How can you call Sally a slut when Amy constantly flashes her panties in virtually every game she's ever been in?
7. Maybe it's just your fantasy. I mean, Sally is relatively mild mannered and would never want to hurt anyone. Amy, on the other hand, is a controlling, maniacal, stereotypically whiny self-proclaimed girlfriend/stalker/fangirl of Sonic the Hedgehog and threatens him constantly with a giant mallet. Because of this, I assume you like to control guys too and make them sleep on the couch just for forgetting it was your second cousin's birthday. I also assume you too would love to hit said guy with a giant mallet for actually having an opinion and/or free will.

Because of this, I proclaim that Sally haters' opinions are null and void, because they have no frickin' clue what they're talking about.

This is merely an example, by the way. I know a lot of pairings that have flamers that have no idea what they are talking about, and when the time comes, you'll get yours.

Thus ends my rant... for now. And before you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, think of this:

I've been a Sonic fan since I was... oh, I don't know... two?

Checkmate.

I'm up, over, and gone. Peace out.

Directory (For Future Convenience)

I doubt anyone visits this page, but if they do, they may not know what the heck is going on on this page. That's why I decided to make this directory. If I remember to, I'll update it everytime I update something important on this page.

Basically, everything on the left-hand side of the page is full of rants and complaints that you may or may not (most likely not) find interesting, so let's go straight to the right-hand side.

First thing's first: that's a clock (and a pretty sweet clock, I might add). I got it from a widget site, and it better be free, 'cause there was no price on the page.

Under that is the Historical Archive. This is basically the timeline of this blog. You can practically smell the evolution that took place as this crappy inconvenient blog turned into... well... somethings never change, I guess. Thus, the theory of evolution is disproven, and the Christians finally score some points for the home team.

Under that is the Specific Search, which is much more convenient than the Historical Archive if you don't know when a certain post was... well... posted. If you want to look for a rant, some info, or this directory (Congratulations! You found it already! And in record time!), this is a good place to check out.

Any links after this point are for the most part my own convenience. If they help you at all, that's entirely coincidental, but I'm glad I was of any help.

The Educational Links are where you'll find just some of the greatest websites known to mankind. Of course, any site that I'm already a part of will have a link to my specific page on that site, therefore I don't really need to post the main page to the website. If you weren't too lazy to find my page, you won't be too lazy to find the deviantART front page from my deviantART page. The Educational Links are as follows:

My DeviantART Page - This is where you'll find my MS Paint artistry and poetry. No, I'm not gay.
My Fanfictions - This is where you will find my fanfictions. No, I'm not gay.
My TV.com Page - This is my TV.com account. I don't usually do anything there, though.
My MySpace - Possibly the crappiest looking MySpace page ever. No, I'm not gay.
My SmackJeeves Page - This is my SmackJeeves account. Someday I want to make a Sonic sprite comic and post it on there (just like everyone else on the site).
Ask Mandy - The best e-mail replies since Death Clock. Unfortunatley, like Death Clock, this has been discontinued.
Cheren's Blog - Almost never updated, but ah well. She's cool, so she gets mention.
Maxwell Atom's Blog - The mastermind behind Billy and Mandy can be found (hiding) here. Don't tell him I ratted him out to you.
C.H. Greenblatt's Blog - Yes.
Cammiluna's Blog - ... I have no witty banter for this one.
Sonic Unreal - One of the best Sonic sprite comics I've ever read, but it's definiely not worksafe. And if you don't believe me, there's an animated sprite on the front page of Rouge... doing something to Amy that I probably shouldn't mention here. And now I assume that you're going to see for yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you.
JCV's Journal - Jhonen Vasquez's Livejournal page. Definitely not worksafe.
JTHM Quotes - Wikiquotes page for JTHM. Definitely not worksafe.
Richard Horvitz's Forum - The (surprisingly) ghost-town-like forum of one of the coolest dudes alive. The board is suffering, so give a hoot: make a comment...oot. Commoont... Eh...
Don Dueck's Site - This is where you can find the crazy ramblings of some guy from... Canada, I think.
Snafu Comics - Home of Grim Tales... and some other comics no one has heard of.
Bleedman's Blog - The blog of the talented artist behind Grim Tales and other Snafu originals.
RPG Cliches - They're all there, and they're all true.
Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen Walkthrough - Frickin' long title, but frickin' worth it if you can't get through this frickin' game.
Pokemon Wiki - If you forgot what Giovanni looked like before they gave him that gay orange suit, there's a picture of his suit from the game somewheres on this site. I'm sure there's more reasons to go on this page, but I am aware of none of them.
Final Fantasy Wiki - Kefka hates a lot of things. What he doesn't hate is this site. Go here if you want info on Final Fantasy, but you're afraid of websearches because of "Rule 34".
Mystical Forest - The Mystical Forest Zone. Need to find Sonic sprites for your sprite comic? Well, going here is better than going through websearches... once again because of Rule 34. Seriously, did you know that by simply typing in "Sonic" in the images area of Google, the first picture that comes up is Sonic "violating" Tails? And now that I say that, you'll probably end up looking for yourself to see if it's true. I'll spare you the trouble. Yes, it's true.

The next part is a section of Sign Generators. I personally find these to be fun and entertaining.

Next up, the Create a Character section. I'm currently on the lookout for character generators. If you know any good ones, don't be afraid to show me the link.

Last but not least for the right-hand column, The Bible Verse of the Month. Well, at least there's something with morals on this page.

Happy blogging, and I hope this directory helped in some way. I will try and update this whenever something new happens on the blog.

Nickelodeon and DeviantART: Idiots In Charge

I'm sure most of you will agree with me on this one.

What is n5d25d90 ranting about this time? The two things that everyone wishes were human beings so they can punch these two in the face.

So now it's about time we punch Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber.

Let's start with Tweedle-Dumb: Nickelodeon. Now, I really had a hard time figuring out which one was the "Dumber" of the two, so I just went with the order I listed them earlier.

Here's the deal: Our favorite little cat-based Mexican superhero (I had to say Mexican 'cause otherwise Catman would fit that category too) has been cancelled, or at least that's what I read on the internet, so the truth in it is still kinda sketchy, but knowing Nickelodeon... it probably was.

What the heck is up with Nickelodeon cancelling all the good shows? Did they just look at the ratings and say "Oh, everyone else likes this show, but 6 year olds don't and that's who we want to target in our quest for world domination. Therefore, we'll keep playing the same old crap we've been playing since 1999 (that includes you SpongeBob -- you're dried up. Jump back in the lake), but all the good stuff that everyone loves will be flushed down the toilet. Now, who wants a mudpie?" That last part is to show that these guys have no frickin' clue how to run a business as they are pretty much idiots.

I believe I once said something along the lines of the following: If El Tigre, whom I believe to be Viacom's last hope, were to follow the footsteps of MLaaTR, Angry Beavers, and Invader ZIM, I'd stop watching Nickelodeon altogether. Well, it's starting to get to that point.

Nickelodeon, you fail at life.

Now for Tweedle-Dumber: DeviantART.

You ever notice that things seemed to go downhill since Jark left? Hmm? Hint hint...

The name of the site is DEVIANTART!!! And yet anything that shows cartoon characters who are CLEARLY over 18 in the picture (despite being younger in the shows) -- it doesn't even have to be "mature" at all, all that matters if she has boobs -- gets taken off. Ironically, any REAL picture of some girl getting raped, tortured, tied down, bonded up, etc. IT'S OKAY!! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT! IT'S JUST THE PERSON "EXPRESSING" THEMSELVES!!!

What kind of moron do you take us for, DeviantART?

And if someone simly reports another person for stealing art when they didn't (ie: Kris Wilson) because they didn't think it was really that person... wow. A little research might help prevent the controversal could-have-been-solved-in-many-other-ways event that occured afterwards.

The only reason why I even go back there is to see how my cyber pals are doing.

DeviantART, you fail at life too.

*punches Nickelodeon and DeviantART in the face*

Someone had to do it.

Vacation

WUUUZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!

Christmas vacation, baby!

Deck the halls, ring the bells, thank the good Lord you survived driving on those crappy snow-and-ice covered roads, and open those presents your grandma probably wrapped three years in advance (and chances are, it'll probably be clothes).

This is going to be a fun week for me. :D

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Okay, maybe not (Comm project), but what the hey? It gives me time to look at my e-mail and do other stuff too.

IN OTHER NEWS:

If you've seen my scraps or old-as-crap journals on DevART, you may remember me mentioning a weird, possibly insane dude I referred to as "Beef". Well, if his... "astonishing" background intrigued you, you can find him on YouTube! Will he kill me for saying this? Eh... I don't even think he knows this blog exists. Anyways, he and a few more of my classmates can be found on YouTube doing... well... really stupid stuff. The TV show "Jackass" comes to mind, actually. Anyways, I'm not going to look up the link (I'm too lazy to), but you should find at least one of the videos (and therefore the page the rest of the videos are on) by searching "D-Town Snow" or something like that.

I may place the link under Educational Links if I find it, but right now... I'm quite lazy.

I Have No Life!!!

If that got anyone's attention, good for you!!!

Someone I know from school found me on MySpace. God help me! (Sarcasm...to some extent...)

No one seems to like my BONZ stuff. I wonder how many people will like it when and if I become famous off of it. That's why most famous people don't reply to your e-mails: you never paid attention to them before they got famous, so why should they give a flying pig?

I guess I should be happy for all the fans I do have, like that one fan of Aftermath I have probably greatly disappointed by now, but then again I was the last person to update ANYTHING on Phantom Fiction, so I guess no one really cared after all.

BONZ will pwn joo all someday!!!

In other news, that dang "self-portrait" on my MySpace just WON'T GO AWAY!!!!!! I even deleted it off my freakin' hard drive for crying out loud!!!

Well, that's it for my Jhonen-inspired rant. Who wants cake?

Would Any of You Like Some Clam Chowder? ...Yes, Corny Joke...

Unlike most people, the shows I watch can sometimes be influenced by a person who is on it.

Let me explain.

The reason I started watching Danny Phantom was because Butch Hartman made it, and I liked FOP.

The reason I started watching The Buzz on Maggie (though I don't see it much often anymore) is because David Kaufman was in it, and he played Danny on DP.

So, I figured that a show created by a guy who worked on SpongeBob and Billy and Mandy would be another one to add to my list of shows to watch.

And I was right.

C.H. Greenblatt's Chowder (for some odd reason, that doesn't sound right...) just aired last night, and I liked it. ^^ Being used to randomness in just about every form imaginable, you can only imagine how interested I was when I watched it. It could very well be the next Billy and Mandy for me (and what I mean by that is: watch reruns all the time and it won't seem to get old to me).

It was the kind of randomness that only very few people could cause. This would explain why Dana Snyder is on the cast (it surprised me, too).

I see another pairing that may or may not become part of my already extensive list. If you have to guess, you obviously didn't see the show.

That's a catchy song, though. "I'm not your boyfriend...I'm not your boyfriend...I'm not your boyfriend..."

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Still, the thought of Dana Snyder being on the cast of a show like this gives me the creeps...

I Wish This Site Had This Font

Yesterday at school I found a font on the computers that made me very happy. It looked like bold calligraphy with diamond designs in some of the letters.

The name of the font...

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was Kefka!

I'm serious!

The first thing I did when I saw that (I swear this is true) was look to see if there was a font called Sephiroth, and there was none!

Score one for the Kefka fans!

The Difference Between Allusions and "Thieving"

Today was one of the best days of my life.

Why?

A.) I found out that a lot of my classmates think I'm an awesome artist.

B.) One of my friends sang a song he wrote over summer.

C.) Nothing negative happened.

D.) I got to help with the Seniors' Homecoming float.

E.) I found this blog:

http://familyguysteals.blogspot.com/

This truly is the best day of my life.

Seriously, what the heck is wrong with people these days? "That is too cliche! That joke was used three years ago by some comedian, not that anyone remembers him or her saying it. That happened in such-and-such movie."

But the best one, which happens to be on this site:

Death on Family Guy looks like Death on South Park.

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If only you could see how hard I'm laughing right now.

I mean, COME ON!!! A skeleton in a robe with a scythe......................portraying DEATH?!

Why don't you just complain to this guy? http://hurtermonkey.blogspot.com/

I swear he made a career off of "ripping off that character from South Park".

Listen and listen carefully, 'cause if you believe Family Guy really is stealing jokes instead of making allusions to them, AND they're the only ones that do this, you probably won't pick this up right away with your tiny little brain: it's called an allusion!

(Imitating the guy with the Family Guy Steals blog) Duh...Ain't an allusion what a magician does?

No! An allusion is where you make reference to something. It's common on EVERY FRICKIN' SHOW ON EARTH! Billy and Mandy does it, Danny Phantom does it, Kim Possible does it ('cause clearly a creature living in a swampy camp was highly original), SOUTH PARK does it, and so does Family Guy.

Seriously, though...you need a brain transplant if you really thought the South Park version of Death was the original. Or a life.

Now, you think I'm being an idiot? An imbecile? Am I really taking this too far? Well, prove me wrong.

Yeah. You heard me.

I CHALLANGE YOU to prove me wrong if you disagree with me! Make your own show, don't have any cliches or "stolen ideas", and let's see how long your show lasts.

It probably won't even air. After all, you probably wouldn't be able to come up with one in the first place.

S & P Spoiler Alert

Okay, about the next two Scott & Penelope's, I'm going to try and post them on fanfiction.net real soon. There's a link to my fanfiction.net page on this page. (HINT: See where it says "My Fanfictions"?)

Here are a few spoilers so you can get ready for them.

S & P VII: Scott and Penelope steal Grim's scythe when Billy and Mandy go out. I honestly don't want to give much away on this one in particular. I will say this, though: Irwin's back! Now, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you.

S & P VIII: The supposed "season finale" if you will of S & P. If I do come up with more in the future, I will write more, but for now this is it. Over. Done. Ka-plooey. Of course, that doesn't mean anything. You all remember KP, don't ya?

I will share some things with you to help you get ready for it, but I won't give away TOO much information, 'cause I want most of it to be a surprise.

The fanfic is a crossover between Billy and Mandy, Final Fantasy VI (and VII, 'cause Sephiroth's in it), and Mind Control with Derren Brown. I wasn't originally going to go with FF VI (and VII) as part of it, but I needed a plot, so there ya go.

Basically all you need to know at this point is that the family befriends Derren Brown and a now dead Kefka wants to rule the world again blah blah blah.

So there ya have it. I'll try to get to them as soon as possible.

Maxwell Atoms owns Billy and Mandy, Final Fantasy VI and VII are owned by Square Enix, blah blah blah freakin' blah.

Flies Flies Everywhere...

...And not a moment of sanity to have.

Seriously though, if there's anything that would ever drive me to the brink of insanity, it would be the five or six flies attacking my head when I'm trying to sleep.

School's been doing okay... so far. And there are relatively no flies there, so that's good.

Hopefully I'll be able to keep my honor roll status intact. If not, well... that's life.

*swats away fly* Seriously, these things are getting annoying. I guess that's one of the many drawbacks of living on a farm, huh?

Where Did the Summer Go?

School starts tomorrow for me.

I miss Summer already and it's technically not even over yet for me...

Phantom Planet and Son of the Mask

To me, series finales mark a milestone in the history of a show. It doesn't necessarily mean the end (just look at KP), but it's the planned end.

What a series finale is supposed to do is to make you feel content with the possibility that the show will never continue again. It tends to lead to many fanfiction opportunities and opinions about what happens next.

Depending on the content and impact of the finale, you will feel content either much sooner, later, or maybe even not at all. Only once in a great while does a series finale actually make someone feel content right away.

Phantom Planet is one of those series finales.

I don't know if this is the true end of one of my favorite cartoon series of all time, but I do know this: if it's really done, I won't be disappointed. In fact, after Phantom Planet, I don't know how Butch would be able to top it!

Let's spoil some stuff, shall we?

Tucker Foley becoming the newest and youngest mayor of Amity Park reminded me of Jordan from OBAN Star Racers becoming Avatar. You never saw it coming, it changes your perspective on the character, and what a crap-load of responsibility for people that young!

Vlad Plasmius is possibly, probably, and presumed dead. Of course, the world (in the DP universe, at least) probably doesn't care, and must be very glad for it. I, for one, think it kind of sucks, since Vlad was one of my favorite cartoon villains. Why wouldn't he be?

1. He's from Wisconsin

2. He has a goatee

3. He's played by Martin Mull

What doesn't rock about Vlad Plasmius?

Nonetheless, the guy was rammed into by an anti-ghost asteroid that was capable of destroying the planet, so he's probably dead, and my Danny Phantom fanfictions have now officially become A/U.

Danny and Sam are now together (FINALLY!!!). It's about frickin' time.

Jack and Maddie have now seen Danny and Vlad's true colors, which we all knew was going to happen ever since Vlad said that if Danny exposes Vlad, Vlad will expose Danny.

The one thing that I really didn't like about Phantom Planet: the scientists.

No offense to the guys that played them, but can you say "completely horrible acting"?

Seriously, the world is going to be destroyed, and their voices barely matched their expressions. They sounded more monotonous and nonchalant than Mandy.

Nonetheless, this was probably the most awesome series finale ever. Definitely the most awesome I've ever seen, and it clearly was everything the Teen Titans series finale was not: good.

Now, for the Son of the Mask.

I was able to let an hour of Grey DeLisle sink into my brain. Why not Richard as well?

Yes! He's in it! He's the dog. Seriously, you couldn't tell?

Seriously, though... even though I only saw the last hour or so (I'm planning on actually watching the whole thing when it's on today), from what I saw of it... Richard was the best actor on there.

...With the possible exception of Bob Hoskins, but hey... it's Bob Hoskins.

The Wikipedia for "F***tards"

It seems like I find out about so many Wikia sites everyday up to this point. Just recently, I've seen one on Final Fantasy and another on Anthro characters.

Today I found another: Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Or as I like to call it: so stupid and mean, it's funny. Much like X-Play, but with swearing.

F***tard seems to be a common phrase on there. That's why I have that in the title. Another is the "word" lulz.

If you're sensitive about the stuff you like, you probably shouldn't think about going there. I, on the other hand, find it funny 'cause they're just making themselves sound like know-it-all d-bags.

Here are some examples of their... "general knowledge".

- Atomic Betty can kick Danny Phantom's "butt" (<-- paraphrasing).
- The Grim Adventures of Retard and Emo Girl.
- Danny Phantom is unoriginal.
- Mindy (B&M) is (and I'm paraphrasing again) an ugly whore.

Okay, so I sorta agree with the last one, but that's what makes that one funnier. ^-^

So here's my OWN article of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of whiny Wikipedia rejects in need of a life. Trust me. I know when someone needs a life (who better to know than someone who already doesn't have one?). The site is full of more controversy than a non-family-oriented Eminem song.

...

Let me rephrase that last part: the site is full of more controversy than a non-HAILIE-oriented Eminem song.

Curse You, G4!

I was very disappointed with G4. As much as I love the channel (I am a nerd, after all), they did not do what they said they were going to do.

They always say "We talk about all the stuff you care about" and recently they said "We'll give you exclusive coverage of everything at Comic-Con".

So I watched.

And waited.

And I asked myself:

"Where in the fuzzy cupcakes of crud is the Billy and Mandy fricken panel?"

Exclusive coverage of everything at Comic-Con my a-double-s.

However, I do have to say that, though I was disappointed, I was still entertained. And I guess the fact that they had Adam de la Pena and an artist from Futurama on there was pretty cool. But I'm still very disappointed.

Shame on you, G4. Shame, shame, shame.

Some Weird Things About Me

Here are some weird things about me:

1. I'm a huge fan of cartoons, videogames, and voice actors. That may not seem weird to some of you, but to people I hang around with in my daily life I'm pretty weird.

2. I can't stand still for so long. I have to sway! I swear to you I'm sober (I'm not old enough to drink!) but I can't stand straight for too long.

3. I've been a huge fan of Grey DeLisle for three years, and it was only just recently I learned how to pronounce her last name (hey, don't get me wrong...I don't think anyone would get it right on the first try if you're only reading it).

4. I'm a fan of Bob Hoskins (Who?).

5. I'm a freakin' weakling and a freakin' wimp.

6. I'm a scrawny li'l white boy.

7. I respect everyone's opinion. I may not agree with it, but I'll respect it...but ONLY IF YOU RESPECT MINE!!! Otherwise, you'll be dealing with one pissed off nerd.

8. I support the troops because they are dying for your right to wear that frickin' "STOP THE WAR" t-shirt.

9. I'm a Christian. DEAL WITH IT!

10. I don't like Harry Potter. It's not so much that I hate the idea, it's just that I hate it when people call me Harry Potter. So if you call me Dib or Nergal Junior, I will be extremely and utterly happy just because you didn't call me Harry Potter.

Well, that's all I'll say for now. If I feel like it, I will add more to this list. But right now...I don't feel like it.

First Blog

Yep. I now have a blog page on a site that has absolutely nothing to do with anything else but blogs (like TV or art). I probably will be talking about TV anyway, but at least I can talk about more than that without people thinking I'm weird...er.

Since I'm new to this site, I'm not going to say much right away. I'm probably not going to be on here much at all. This is just something to do.

It's always nice to try new stuff. And hey, if my sister can make me get a MySpace, why shouldn't I get a blog? The way I see it, MySpace is more dangerous. Heh heh...