The Difference Between Allusions and "Thieving"

Today was one of the best days of my life.

Why?

A.) I found out that a lot of my classmates think I'm an awesome artist.

B.) One of my friends sang a song he wrote over summer.

C.) Nothing negative happened.

D.) I got to help with the Seniors' Homecoming float.

E.) I found this blog:

http://familyguysteals.blogspot.com/

This truly is the best day of my life.

Seriously, what the heck is wrong with people these days? "That is too cliche! That joke was used three years ago by some comedian, not that anyone remembers him or her saying it. That happened in such-and-such movie."

But the best one, which happens to be on this site:

Death on Family Guy looks like Death on South Park.

...

If only you could see how hard I'm laughing right now.

I mean, COME ON!!! A skeleton in a robe with a scythe......................portraying DEATH?!

Why don't you just complain to this guy? http://hurtermonkey.blogspot.com/

I swear he made a career off of "ripping off that character from South Park".

Listen and listen carefully, 'cause if you believe Family Guy really is stealing jokes instead of making allusions to them, AND they're the only ones that do this, you probably won't pick this up right away with your tiny little brain: it's called an allusion!

(Imitating the guy with the Family Guy Steals blog) Duh...Ain't an allusion what a magician does?

No! An allusion is where you make reference to something. It's common on EVERY FRICKIN' SHOW ON EARTH! Billy and Mandy does it, Danny Phantom does it, Kim Possible does it ('cause clearly a creature living in a swampy camp was highly original), SOUTH PARK does it, and so does Family Guy.

Seriously, though...you need a brain transplant if you really thought the South Park version of Death was the original. Or a life.

Now, you think I'm being an idiot? An imbecile? Am I really taking this too far? Well, prove me wrong.

Yeah. You heard me.

I CHALLANGE YOU to prove me wrong if you disagree with me! Make your own show, don't have any cliches or "stolen ideas", and let's see how long your show lasts.

It probably won't even air. After all, you probably wouldn't be able to come up with one in the first place.